
Snooki's pregnant AND sporting a massive rock -- which can only mean her "Jersey Shore" spin-off show is headed in one frightening direction ... a "Big Fat Fugazi Italian Wedding."
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Saturday, March 31, 2012
Snooki's Ring -- All Signs Point To A Guido Wedding Special | TMZ.com
Friday, March 30, 2012
Haven't You Ever Seen a Stretch Ferrari Limousine Before? | TMZ.com

Shoppers in London were bloody shocked to see a ridiculous cherry red stretch Ferrari Limousine parked outside Harrods department store the other day.
The ultra-luxury vehicle is 20 feet long and seats eight comfortably.
Let's see The Situation or Kim K try and do that in their Ferraris.
TMZ Live: 'Kony 2012' Director Jason Russell -- Naked Meltdown More Than 'Dehydration' | TMZ.com
Kelly vs. Audrina: Who'd You Rather? | TMZ.com
Looking like mother and daughter, "Real Housewives of New York City" star Kelly Killoren Bensimon and "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Audrina Patridge made nice at the same event in NYC on Thursday.

Question is ...
Tom Cruise Wins Dance Battle with Split Decision | TMZ.com
Tom Cruise dominated a dance battle by busting out "The Worm" and a killer split -- easily his best moves since desecrating Oprah's couch.
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Lindsay Lohan -- Judge Sautner's Tough Love Saved My Career! | TMZ.com

Judge Stephanie Sautner's zero-tolerance, no-BS attitude saved Lindsay Lohan's career -- at least that's what the actress is telling friends.
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, LiLo wasn't a big fan of Sautner in the beginning -- but she now realizes that without Sautner laying out a blueprint for success ... she never would've gotten her act together.
We know ... the judge met with the prosecutor and Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, before LiLo was sentenced and decided it was unwise to do what the other judges had ordered -- requiring Lindsay to perform hundreds of hours of community service within a year.
The judge and Holley realized Lindsay needed more rigid structure -- each month she'd be required to come to court and show she's completed the latest installment of community service, and if she didn't she was going directly to jail.
It worked.
What's more ... Lindsay actually gets it and realizes the only reason new opportunities have surfaced -- including "Saturday Night Live" and a new Liz Taylor movie -- is because producers are watching and think she's turned it around.
Lindsay is in court today at 10 AM PT. We're told she performed her latest installment of community service at the morgue and she'll get another glowing review from Judge Sautner.

Brooke Mueller -- I AM at Cirque Lodge ... and I'm SERIOUS About Sobriety | TMZ.com

Unlike Demi Moore ... Brooke Mueller IS being treated at the famous Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah ... and we're told she's making MAJOR progress in her quest to shake her demons.
Sources close to Brooke tell TMZ ... Brooke checked in to C.L. on December 12. We published a photo of Brooke boarding a plane bound for the Utah facility.
Sources say Brooke is confident this stint will be successful because she made the decision to check into Cirque on her own ... because she wants to get clean ... and not because of pressure from other people.
We're told Brooke's current stint is the longest she's ever stayed in rehab ... and she plans to continue the program for another 30-45 days.
Brooke spent two months in an in-patient program at the Lodge ... but we're told she recently began renting a home in the area and has been moved to an out-patient program so she can begin her transition back to normal life.
We're told Brooke is grateful for the support she's been receiving from her ex-husband Charlie Sheen ... who is helping to care for their twin boys while she gets help.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Octomom to Dogs and Cats: Don't Go Where I Went | TMZ.com
Octomom Nadya Suleman -- aka the pot -- wants dogs and cats -- aka the kettles -- to refrain from having litters.

Octo has agreed to display a banner around her La Habra home for PETA, with the warning: "Don't Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom."
In return, Octo gets $5 grand and a month's supply of veggie dogs and burgers.
We'll live stream the unveiling tomorrow at 11 AM PT ... 'cause you never know who's gonna drop another litter in La Habra.